Introducing one of three of our study group men! yay!
Name: Ken Schmidt (DONT call him Kenneth, Kenny, Big Ken or any other variation...)
Major: Biochemistry
Likes: playing rugby, comedians, lasagna, watching rugby, traveling with a large contingent of girls, explaining rugby, beer brewery tours, rugby gear, digging holes, frat house life.
Dislikes: certain kinds of nuts, fish, traveling with a large contingent of girls, tomatoes, creepers.
Interesting Facts about Ken:
Ken is the study group body guard, and is essentially our protector whenever we brave the clubs in Cardiff or anywhere else. He takes is job very seriously; he yelled at a girl who was being rude to Sammy, informed us of creepy guys checking us out in Portugal, and subtly moved Kristi out of the way of a oncoming creeper. Thanks Ken!
Ken has moved from his DU frat house back at Colgate to a quasi frat house in his Cardiff flat. He lives with a crazy group of guys that vacuumed a can of baked beans into "Henry" the vacuum cleaner (because he was hungry!), play knifey (which involves throwing kitchen knives at a corkboard, and do odd science experiments like grow mold in a jar.
Ken has a friend from home who once was in dire need of aloe... and called out to his mom "MOM where is the aloey?" (pronounced aloe+E) It became our trademark inside joke in Portugal.
Ken really wants to buy 15 wooden swords for each of us so we can stage and epic mock sword fight in one of Wales' 2000000000000 castles.
Ken cracks a lot of jokes in class. One of our favorites is when he added a nasal mutation to his home town of Buffalo, making it Fuffalo. Our professor Walter had no idea what we were laughing about.
How I Met Ken:
Ken and I were study buddies way way way back first semester of freshman year. We sat together in class and I complained a lot about how much I hated chemistry. We would meet before every test in the cafe of the Library and attempt to study. I was pretty lousy at it, so the forced studying was good for me!
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